You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
barbara walters just said penis...
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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