Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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