I love black thongs
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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