did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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