Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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