can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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