# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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