Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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