i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The uberlube is also flammable
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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