I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
All the doctor said was why
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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