i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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