Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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