So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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