Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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