Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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