just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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