Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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