this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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