one might say we're banned from that church
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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