he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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