Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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