we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
it glows. i had to have it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
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