The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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