U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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