I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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