Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
