I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
When did angry sex become our thing?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms