Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.