Christians are straight up FREAKS
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN