That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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