we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Randomize
