READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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