week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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