The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
His nipple licking is glorious
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