I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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