Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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