I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
one might say we're banned from that church
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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