Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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