who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So much Jack, so little girl.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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