where am i from again
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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