nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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