you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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