so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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