I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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