I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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