just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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