Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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