So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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