we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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