normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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