For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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