Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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