The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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