I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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