Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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