i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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