I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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