She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
never play flip cup with pint glasses
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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