Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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