So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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